Every Breath Is A Second Chance

May282012

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sandwich stacker was the best game ever omfg

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andthatlittleblackdress:

octopluss:

o m f g

omG

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Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
America: Well sure why not?
Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
America: Whatever you want!
Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
America: Okay, sounds like fun!
Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO

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“Typos. My brothers and I have this rule that we can’t correct our autocorrect on text messages. So for ‘Merry Christmas,’ I still have one that says ‘Merry Mumboree.’”

Jennifer Lawrence, on what makes her smile (x)

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