May282012

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sandwich stacker was the best game ever omfg

(Source: thatsmoderatelyraven, via motherofvader)

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  • Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
  • America: Well sure why not?
  • Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
  • America: Whatever you want!
  • Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
  • America: Okay, sounds like fun!
  • Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
  • America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
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“Typos. My brothers and I have this rule that we can’t correct our autocorrect on text messages. So for ‘Merry Christmas,’ I still have one that says ‘Merry Mumboree.’”
Jennifer Lawrence, on what makes her smile (x)

(Source: jenniferlawrencedaily, via swiftpick)

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welcometothesoundofprettyodd:

AND SUGAR WE’RE GOING DOWN SWINGING

I’LL BE YOUR NUMBER ONE WITH A BULLET 

ALUDIGA CORNFLAKES COCKITEN BOOLA 

(via sayasinglevow)

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May272012
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laurazocca:

why aren’t disney shows sending out more of this kinda message anymore??

laurazocca:

why aren’t disney shows sending out more of this kinda message anymore??

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last day of school

  • other people: OMG im gonna miss all of you so much :')
  • me: adios bitchachos
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  • me after running for one minute: i'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing
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